genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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necrophilofthefuture:

when i do good thing and no one notice

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Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. #optimism TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

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